For all of those close calls where you are out there running and some 16 year old talking on a cell phone almost smacks their car into you you begin to think… the odds are that at some point one of these maniac drivers is going to run me over. Well, you would be right.
Every time I move and find a new group of people to run with, there are always stories exchanged during the cool-down or on an easy run. I know all about how that guy felt when he won the 5K indoor championship in 14:34, or the amazing prospect that next year’s local high school cross country team has. It seems like someone always brings up the story of how they were hit by a car. So that means one of two things: Either every runner has at one point in their life been hit by a car, or my memory is not so good and that guy with the car crash story was me every time.
Regardless, my story takes place in Scottsdale, Arizona on the streets outside of a local high school, about 3 years ago. Every week a group of runners would meet up at the high school and run workouts on the track. This particular evening the football team happened to show up for practice, so our half mile repeats were moved to the sidewalk.
So if I remember correctly, the dozen or so repeats we did that evening accounted for about ten seconds of the workout, and the car crash took up the other 45 minutes. (Or so it felt.) It was one of the last intervals, and it began just as monotonously as the others. The sun was setting now, causing that sort of dusk that makes it difficult to see… you can probably guess where this is heading.
Almost exactly at the 400 meter mark a car pulls up to our workout road. It stops at the stop sign as we approach. As we get closer, it begins to pull forward but then suddenly hits the brakes again. In all of my infinite wisdom, I decide that he must have just seen us and decided to stop and wait for us to pass by. Of course the world revolves completely around running so there is no way he was stopping for any other reason but in awe of us. As this was the rare interval that I was actually leading the pack, I paid no attention to the route that my fellow workout partners chose and I headed out in front of the car.
OK, I know what you may be thinking… Everyone else has NEAR car crash experiences because they are smart enough to move out of the way or stop at the last minute to avoid it. Even though I was choosing to run in front of a car at a time of evening when it is very difficult to see, I must add something in my own defense. We were running the intervals at about 2:30 each. This is 5 minute mile pace. 5 minute mile pace is 12 mph. I had to choose in a split second through the dehydration and fatigue induced fog in my head which way to go. Once chosen, there is not much changing or stopping that can be done at 12 mph.
So, to get back to it… The driver hits the gas at the exact moment that I begin to cross into his view. I hammer into the front side of the car, spinning completely around, wiping out down the side of his car as he frantically jams on the brake. In my acrobatic attempt to stay out of the actual path of the car I manage to rip off the side mirror, shattering it into the door panel. A streak of sweat marks my path of destruction, which includes a dent in the door, caused by either the mirror or my body. As I complete the spin my hand touches the ground, but the rest of me stays up! Somehow after all of that I don’t even fall over! At this point everyone running with me has stopped, and the man has gotten out of his car.
I assure everyone that I am OK, as the man begins to stream apologies at me. Then come the excuses. Upon realizing that I actually was perfectly fine and unharmed he then tried to hug me! It may have been the sweat dripping from me or the fact that I was pushing him away, but he decided that maybe a hug was a bad idea.
So as it turns out, the past two paragraphs actually happened over the course of about ten or so seconds, and we immediately got back into the second half of the 800 meter interval. Once we finished and started jogging back to the start line everyone obviously began to talk about what had just happened. Jokingly I asked the guy with the watch how fast we ran that one.
“2:25,” he said.
“I knew it,” I replied back, “I definitely ran faster with all of that adrenaline the second half.”
“Yeah I also never paused my watch when we stopped,” he adds.
So as anti-climactic as it is, I was completely unharmed during the making of this story. The driver, however, wishes he could say the same for his car. So in the end was I hit by a car, or did I do the hitting? Who was the victim here? Hmm… Maybe this wasn’t a case of a crash at all.
The Score:
Runners: 1
Drivers: 0
Tags: arizona, crash, running, workout